Jeepers Creepers! (Where'd you get those peepers??)

Quite the query my lady!
I'd first like to point out that changing your peepers will not change what you see, but rather how you see it...(yess???)
This also might diminish any beer-google effects you may have enjoyed in the past, which while possibly immediately disappointing, could be better in the long run, (genetically speaking) in terms of your children. Afterall, I BELIEVE that children are our future...
Honestly I don't believe you'd come out of the experience blinded, so I do think it's totally worth it, if I couldn't see I would get the surgery. I know it's scary, but if Jessica Simpson can do it, so can you!!!

EYE love you,
Jennifur

Queries Galore!

I just washed my hair at work. You can't tell me I don't have a great job.

I don't know about you Jennifur, but I'm doing really well on my quest to look like Drew Barrymore. I've been to the gym almost every morning before work and practically given up drinking. Hell, I even went to yoga last week! Needless to say my social life isn't what it used to be (most of my friends are alcoholics) but I'm saving tons of money not hanging out with people who don't pay for my shit.
But even with lengthening nail beds, I'm not a one woman super power. I have some serious queries... and I need your help.

First of all, I'm down to my last pair of contacts. I've been swearing to get the surgery ever since my attractive optomitrist told me I was "perfect" ... for it.

The Pros?
Never having to deal with contacts or glasses ever ever again. (Actually safer than sticking fingers in your eyes every day)
Save money in the long run.
I've seen a surgery. Its fast, its relatively non-threatening, and I feel good about the doctor/office that gave me a conseltation.
I'm SURE that I'll do it eventually. My mom can't wear her contacts anymore because of the cells that build up around where the contact lies (common in long term contact wearers). I've been wearing contacts since 7th grade.
I'm a "prime" candidate: age/ health/ condition of eyes-wise.

The Cons?
I'm scared. Its 30 second surgery. But its surgery.
Its expensive. Like $4000 to get the premium package (and who is going to take *less awesome vision* for $1000 dollars less for their ENTIRE life).
It could and probably will get cheaper as it becomes more common. However it may become more expesive first since the American dollar is about to become comparable to the peso.

So do I shell out $100 for another 6 months or so of contacts or go for it since I know I will someday get it done anyway and the sooner the better?

Also, they say that the next big financial group to crash is going to be Washington Mutual. My morning paper said, "Wamu is not long for this world." Ominous right??? All my money is in my WaMu checking and saving! Should I be worried?

Eeeek!

For Love or Money,

Becki

City Girls

Query: Just how much have we aged in the past 2.5 years?

Ahhhh...youth

I'll take Drew for 125 pounds.

I completely agree. It turns out that though dating does do wonders for my hygiene (I'm averaging MUCH closer to a shower a day now) it doesn't do that much for my physique. Except in the case of psychotic, overly critical boyfriends.... and I'm not allowed to have any more of those. Plus, I'm always in for a get skinny scheme. I'm gonna go with Drew... because I think she could pass for a BeckY. 

            

Skinny Bitch v.  Red Eyes of Envy -->

I would really rather look like Beyonce or Shakira but I will face the fact that I will never have an impressive waist no matter how thin I get .... and I lack the booty gene.

P.S. Is anyone else going to try to claim Daniel Radcliffe's virginity at parties? Cause I am.

Lies & Pies,

Becki

More JennifER

Quandry: Trouble with motivation for losing weight.

Query: Becki, would you be interested in tracking our progress via this magic blog. Perhaps we could put a fun spin on it like - both pick a celebrity figure we admire and post side by sides of our progress.

My celeb comparison will be Jennifer Lopez (because, duh I'm Jennifur). I'll think positive, it's not that I need to LOSE weight, it's that I need to GAIN Jennifer Lopez.

Say yes?! Say Yes! and turn this query into a quandry no more!!!

Love and Hotness,

Fur

Barack the Casbah

Yay!

-Jennifur