Monday, February 9, 2009

Q:Q: Poo Poo

Congratulations, Eastern and Central timers of the northernish regions! It's 50 degrees outside!!!
Pet owners must be of one big brain hub when it comes to cleaning up after their pets, and that's: mess is only mess if it looks like a mess. All snowy winter I see, otherwise responsible dog owners, who would otherwise pick up their puppy's poopie, leave the load sitting in the snowbank to freeze. It seems like a good idea; the cold will eliminate the smell almost immediately, no one will really step in it because it's in the snow bank off to the side of the walk, and a fresh sprinkling of snow will likely bury the terrific turd in a matter of hours or days....UNTIL...the first big melt of the season and it's like poop-island out there! I don't know how it is in other cities, but in chicago people only clear one shovels-worth of snow, a teeny tiny, single file path of visible sidewalk with which to walk through the snow, so when you let your dog poop just to the side of it, when the snow melts it's all over the actual sidwalk! and from the looks of it, these are coming from some pretty big dogs, not to mention the owners likely only take the lovelies out half as often in the frigid winter, so the loads are atleast twice as big.

Query: What's up with the shitty sidewalks
Quandry: My winter boots may never be clean again.

Oh Crap,
Jennifur

Friday, January 23, 2009

A month later I'm getting to my New Year's post. So much for resolutions.

I've been sort of negative about 2008. And to get out of that mind set I came up with this list:

Reasons 2008 Didn't TOTALLY Blow:

Started Improv classes at UCB. 

Went to lux hotels with J-Rod* (* not his real name)

Moved into a new and better and cheaper apartment without having a breakdown... well only a small one

Curbed my drinking habits from total drunk to occasional partaker/total lightweight.

Saw my family 3 times

Dated a couple people

Started THIS Blog!

Learned to Sew!

Learned to edit (extremely basic home) videos!

Saw two of the people I love most, who are also usually very tragic singletons like myself, fall in love. Not with each other. The point is it makes me hopeful. I'm that much closer to not dying alone.  

And to help me move forward with vigor I wrote this list: 

2009 Monthly Challenge (Instead of resolutions... that way you don't have to do them all at once.)

Jan: Learn to Crochet. I chose this for the first month because I've already done it. I finished this stripy, spring-ish scarf. It was very optimistic of me. I can't really wear it yet because it is too horribly cold. I want to learn some new stitches and how to crochet flowers. But I've got the basic stitch down and I made something...so mission accomplished. 

Feb: Depend on Teen Vampire Romance Escapism to get me through the cold and the terrifying work schedule. (i.e. I'm reading Twilight. No judgement. I cave easily to peer pressure.) I have to confess I'm 3/4th of the way through the first one. But my supplier...err...friend has the first four books so I figure I can continue on until either they aren't enough or until I spend my friday nights online discussing what will happen next with pre-teens.
 
Mar: Learn about Podcasts. Mostly learn how to download them to my Ipod. And which ones are worth listening to. And then listen to them. All month long.

Apr:  Learn to play and sing "Le Festin" (the theme song from Ratatouille and the happiest little French song on the block). On the guitar. I want to have a cool and cheery go-to song. Because now the only ones I could play and sing from memory are Don't Think Twice by Bob Dylan and For My Lover by Tracy Chapman. Which both imply that I spend a lot of my time crying in my room over boys. 

May: Volunteer. I have a friend who in spite of having a full time corporate job and stage managing regularly for a reputable theatre company IS ALWAYS doing crap like coaching an underprivileged peewee football team or spending Saturdays reading books for recordings for the blind. I'm tired of being an asshole. And also, I want to be a good person. So I can stop feeling bad about never giving money to the beggars.

June: Sign up and run 3 or 4 5ks. I used to run. One summer in high school. I was on the cross country team for... at max and month and a half. But I have been trying to reclaim that part of myself that I was impressed with even then- by running 3 miles when I go to the gym. I think this goal will help motivate me to continue doing that.

July: Write a 5 minute stand-up bit. Have my friend Fish help proof and coach it. Perform it at an open mike. This is the most challenging challenge by far. And will most definitely end in humiliation...but I'm going to do it anyway.
 
Aug: Try to watch ALL of Bette Davis's movies. I need to take a real acting class. And this is a sort of addition or reminder of that goal. I seem to get scolded a lot for being an actress and having never seen whatever-classic-movie-is-being-named-at-the-moment. I want to get better versed on the "greats" and Bette Davis seems like a good place to start.  

Sept- Dec: I'll keep you posted. I don't want to decide TOO much in advance. Surely 8 months will give me enough time to stir up some new interests. 

Love and baby farts, 
Becki

Monday, January 12, 2009

Milkshake (now available in NY, and Chicago style...)


Hi Beck!

Love those boots, meow.

Speaking of meow, I thought I might do us the TwoThousandFine favor of checking in on our celebrity body project - and the Golden Globes last night provided just he opprotunity...

(Oooh girls, you look good)

So, this is the year. This is the year that we prove that beautiful people have better lives than the rest of us. With abs tight, and noses high we will prevail.

I will be calling you to check-in. Hot babes...go!

Love,

Jennifur (Lopez)

Friday, January 9, 2009

Do I love these or am I just lonely?

I had no idea items at online stores came with their own code for posting on blogs! I hope this works. Also, am I just lonely? You can tell me.

I Like:

RD5102 by Durango at Zappos.comRD5102
by DurangoZappos.com - Powered by Service


P.S. They would go with my banjo skirt....

XOXO
Becki

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Let me be your Spaniel


Thanks for the update Becki, sorry to hear you had a crash and burn Christmas...

So, here I am sitting at my job - which I love (mind you, not love like acting for Money, or becoming the next Stacey London...but happily tolerate, nonetheless!) I'm reflecting on 2008 as 200FINE fast approaches.

2008: (Becki, for you it was 200GREAT, right? For me it was more 200ATE - oh!) was a year of finding love, ditching my old I.T. job (random), getting really really fat, doing my first Equity show in Chicago, finding the apondo, falling in love with Barack Obama (Mr.President!), applying the "secret"(although, I do continue to blaspheme the secret by using it as a verb, "Secret that parking spot!" You wouldn't say, "Jesus that parking spot," no.) and submitting, humbly, to corporate america. There were some good times, there were some bad times, but all in all, I'd say adulthood is getting a little easier year after year. There wasn't a month this year that I was worried about making rent, I'm eating right(er), drinking responsibly, and even getting paid (a little bit) in my chosen field.


(Not Goals) Achievements for 2009 (get on the frequency of receiving):


-Real Role in REAL SHOW

-Wii Fit body (Merry Christmas)

-Great big 2 bedroom apartment

-$$$

-Grannie visits Chicago

-Feng Shui/Organized lifestyle

-Cheaper cellphone plan

-Strong committed comunicative relationship

-Lots of time with Friends

-2 New York trips!

-Blerg all the time

-Shamwow (wow!)

-and many more


Let the games begin.

Query:

Becks - what are your plans for New Years?


Love, and Freezing rain to you,

Jennifur


Friday, December 26, 2008


I take total responsibility for dropping the ball on this blog. Its my fault. Sorry everyone. 
Let's move on.
What to query about?
How the expense ratio of how much i pay for clothes v. how much it cost to dry clean said clothes = RIDICULOUS!?!?
Maybe another day. My $30 is already gone.
How about how I worked 40 hours Thanksgiving AND Christmas week? And then was given a t-shirt and soap instead of the $200 bonus I got last year? That's less of a query and more of a rant. (I am an ungrateful bastard... but I'm pissed).
Let's talk about 2009. For me, its twothousandMINE. MINEMineminemineminemine. For others, it might be 200WINE or 200PINE, or 200WHINE,WINE, & PINE.
Jennifur, I may get some flack for saying this but dump your boyfriend and move to New York! We could vlog and try to get famous the fast way! 
Ok, fine. I know your job pays better and your boyfriend actually exists so by all accounts I should come to you. But think about it.

Why does being around my parents always make me feel like I'm floundering with no direction or focus and will probably end up homeless and starving and feeling the bitter regret of a life unfulfilled?

There it is. Finally, there is my query.

Murry Krimmas ya Heath'ns,

Becki

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Here's to the Future



"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled -- Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.It's the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day. It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.I just received a very gracious call from Senator McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he's fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Governor Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation's promise in the months ahead.I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the Vice President-elect of the United States, Joe Biden. I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last sixteen years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation's next First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House. And while she's no longer with us, I know my grandmother is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.To my campaign manager David Plouffe, my chief strategist David Axelrod, and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics -- you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you've sacrificed to get it done.But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to -- it belongs to you.I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington -- it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered, and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this Earth. This is your victory.I know you didn't do this just to win an election and I know you didn't do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime -- two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they'll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor's bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America -- I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you -- we as a people will get there.There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can't solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it's been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years -- block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek -- it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers -- in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House -- a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, "We are not enemies, but friends…though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection." And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn -- I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world -- our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down -- we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security -- we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright --tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.For that is the true genius of America -- that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow. This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that's on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She's a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing -- Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn't vote for two reasons -- because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America -- the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can. At a time when women's voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.
When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall Overcome." Yes we can.A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves -- if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time -- to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth -- that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:Yes We Can. Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America."


Barack Obama, President-Elect of the United States of America