Wednesday, July 30, 2008

HyperVent - HyperFun!


Becki!
I think that maybe you should do it at home (of course talk to the other birfday girl/roommate asap though).Reasons this is good:

1.) You're already home -you can be as bad as you wanna be. (Instead of, "I live upstairs..." It would be, "I live right here!" Sexy.
2.) If you build it, they will drink. Taking a step into the more adult phase of your life, provide some serious booze to your party as a present to yourself. How about a mix-your-own-martini-bar? What about pitchers of birthday themed mixed drinks?? "B.S 25th Edition" cocktail? "Schmirfday Cider"? "Astoria Euphoria"?
3.)Joint B-day parties extend your circle of friends, and even though everyone knows there are twice as many guests because of the duality they fail to place it correctly and subconciously assume you're twice as popular as you actually are! Great!
4.)There are so many great themes that you can do in the privacy of your own home. For example: make yourself "The Bachelorette" and insist admission to your party is a single rose! Or: Have a painting party, buy a large canvas and put it on an easle or table with cloth, draw a theme out of a hat, put it above the painting and let creativity rule. Drunk is art and art is drunk.
5.) You can order pizzas and then tell everyone that the delivery boy is a really a stripper, salivate over the awkwardness as the boy runs away. Yes. Hilarious.
6.) Call me from your bedroom and tell me how it's going. We'll have a birthday together one year, Becki dear...

OR
Take everyone to a karaoke bar, and insist that all songs be dedicated to you. Maybe strangers will start sending you drinks...

Happy Happy Happy Birthday!
Love!
Jennifur

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